Now That It’s After Business Hours We Can Talk About It

Girl, this newsletter IS called Hung Up after all!

This is a special edition of Hung Up, focused solely on the Adam Driver Burberry commercial.

Adam Thee Stallion. Photo: Screenshot.

I have only had one meaningful and formative celebrity crush in my life, and unfortunately for me, that crush was wasted on Johnny Depp. (Pros: Pirates of the Caribbean still goes all the way off; Cons: everything else about him.) The way I feel about Adam Driver is different from a crush — and I love having crushes, like I think they’re so revitalizing. I am fascinated by what I can only describe as his essential bigness: Adam Driver, according to me and my former New York Magazine colleagues, is the size of “a Camry,” “my apartment,” and “a wise old oak tree on Viagra.”