Brian Cox’s Burn Book

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Brian Cox in London last week. His hand in that little pocket — love it, sorry. Photo: Getty.

Finally, some good fucking food: Brian Cox, my favorite gossip, has written a memoir. Hung Up has an exclusive excerpt about an actor you probably know and also can’t stand: “He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met,” Cox observes in the book, titled Putting the Rabbit in the Hat. “Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut!”