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Club Chalamet update-update.

Thandiwe Newton crying about being lightskinned that one time (?). Me, currently. Photo: Screenshot.

Club Chalamet giveth, and Club Chalamet taketh away.

On Wednesday afternoon, after taking absolutely too much allergy medicine and accidentally sleeping through a meeting (do not recommend) I checked Twitter as I’m wont to do. I went to my Lisan al Gaib, my ballast, my well of inspiration, the backseat baby always drivin’ me crazy: Twitter dot com backslash Club Chalamet. I learned that I have been blocked.

Devoted Hung Up readers will recall that