“Don’t Ask Me About Yeezys Right Now”
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Cousins, I fear, are a liability. (They join the company of: husbands, stand-up comedians, and Golden Globes voters.) Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls swole up after he cheated on his fiancé, and he told Nicki Minaj’s cousin that it was because of the vaccine, and now she’s antivax. RuPaul and Cory Booker are cousins and … I don’t know, that’s just chaotic. This month, Kim Kardashian’s cousin texted Ye (FKA Kanye West) — in the middle of the couple’s contentious divorce — to ask him about some damn sneakers.
“Is it safe to buy Yeezys on stock x [sic]? Andrew wants beluga’s [sic]” Kim’s cousin wrote. “We love to see you and the kids soon,” she added, ostensibly sensing how bad that looked.
“Don’t ask me about Yeezys right now,” West replied.
Nothing that’s happened this past week has topped “Don’t ask me about Yeezys right now.” Not …
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