Everyone Has Their Legal Action Wig on This Week

One “I’ll see you in court!” after another.

Fran Lebowitz, playing a judge in The Wolf of Wall Street. The only officer of the court whose authority I recognize. Photo: Screenshot.

I can only take one “let’s do it baby i know the law” at a time — and yet everyone is in court this week! Losing his lawsuit against The Sun was, apparently, not enough for Johnny Depp; his defamation lawsuit against Amber Heard — over a 2018 Washington Post op-ed she wrote in which Heard said she was a “public figure representing domestic abuse” — continues on in Virginia. The once and true RHOA queen NeNe Leakes is suing Andy Cohen. Blac Chyna’s lawsuit against the Kardashian-Jenners, over the cancellation of her one-season show with Rob, continues too. (Chyna, it should be remembered, really innovated in the legal action wig space when she filed this lawsuit in the beginning.) A$AP Rocky was arrested last week in Los Angeles, but posted bail shortly after. (We are really jumping from the one chaotic vintage Trump tweet to the next: “Give A$AP Rocky…