Falling On My Sword (Begging Parliament to Take Back James Corden)

The Friday Post

I’m in London for business this week. That “business” is: turning every corner looking for Roger Deakins, confusing London Bridge for Tower Bridge which is honestly a mistake Fergie’s “London Bridge” video trained me to make, and looking the wrong way as I cross every street. Tonight’s newsletter is the shortest Friday Post in history so I can get back to the important work of asking parliament if they will take back James Corden.

This abridged Friday Post is just three to four topline items:

Michael Imperioli’s apartment is everything I hate: The apartment looks like a suite at the Venetian in Las Vegas, the stockroom of a Guitar Center, the kitchen cabinets … radically garish. Gigi Hadid, the owner of Hollywood’s ugliest interior, is going back to her drawing board, trying to figure out how she’s been outdone!