Hung Up

Hung Up

Share this post

Hung Up
Hung Up
Father 😇 Son 😇 House of Gucci 😇

Father 😇 Son 😇 House of Gucci 😇

19 Thoughts on the 'House of Gucci' Trailer.

Hunter Harris's avatar
Hunter Harris
Aug 03, 2021
∙ Paid
54

Share this post

Hung Up
Hung Up
Father 😇 Son 😇 House of Gucci 😇
7
Share

The trailer for House of Gucci, and today Hung Up feels comfortable making a declaration: this will be “the most important movie of our time,” since the previous “most important movie of our time” (A Star Is Born). Here are assorted thoughts about the trailer:

  1. Someone in H*llywood has been on a tear lately, digitally replacing every man’s brown eyes with blue eyes. I feel particularly targeted by this, since the affected men are those I happen to care about or be cursed by: Robert De Niro in The Irishman, Timothée “Homeland, Homeland, which turned into dome-land” Chalamet, and now Adam Driver. 

  2. Now, you can try to reason with me (do not) that “Hunter, those men all had blue eyes in real life.” To that I say: movies are not real life, movies are about illusions. I can accept that Vin Diesel is not the same height as John Cena; I can accept that Adam Driver’s character’s eyes are blue, but that Adam Driver’s eyes are brown. 

  3. One day I will have to compare and contrast the Lady Gaga-Bradley…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Hung Up to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Hunter Harris
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share