Gone Girl But Ben Affleck is Defended by Ray Liotta in Marriage Story

The Friday Post.

I honestly did not think I would spend every single newsletter saying something about Ben Affleck. But like I said: new year, same me. ❤️

Through much concentrated effort, I have spent all week blissfully unaware of whatever is “going on” with the “stock market.” In one sense, yes, I have spent my whole life unaware of this, except for the 3 hours a month I spend watching Wolf of Wall Street. But this week it feels like a particular accomplishment. GameStop is all anyone is talking about! But not Hung Up though 😌 Y’all be easy 😌 

(I usually don’t like it when people brag about things like that — imagine deciding you are too good for something on Blue Ivy’s internet — but it has taken a lot of me-being-overcommitted-this week and me-being-four months-into-therapy to decide that there are some mysteries I was not meant to know about. “Stonks” is one of those mysteries. Algebra II was another.)

Instead, I re-watched Gone Girl this week. Rosamund Pike’s razor sharp bob simply has powers I …