I’m Guessing Rihanna Still Hasn’t Texted Drake Back

The Friday Post.

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Drake’s long-awaited, oft-teased Certified Lover Boy came out last night. I’m listening now but Drake’s albums are long, as you know, so I keep losing my place and forgetting what I’ve heard and haven’t heard. Our nation’s leading toxic lightskin (or is that Kamala?) strikes again!