Keith Urban Reporting Live On the Scene

The Friday Post.

Keith Urban speaks onstage during the 58th Academy Of Country Music … or this is a liveshot and he is reporting other people’s drama. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

Reporting live from somebody else’s business: When Nicole Kidman (mother) Keith Urban (country singer, but mostly those bangs) went to the Philadelphia stop of Taylor Swift’s Eras tour, Urban accidentally confirmed the romance between Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham. In the background of Kidman and Urban dancing like ScarJo in Marriage Story to a Taylor Swift song, someone who looks a lot like Phoebe Bridgers is seen kissing someone who looks a lot like Bo Burnham.

Bridgers was previously engaged to Paul Mescal; she has been rumored to be in a relationship with Burnham since December, when Matty Healy shared a photo of him kissing Bridgers with Burnham overseeing the kiss?? I actually don’t need to more about Matty Healy, I’ve decided, enough is enough. 

I could not care less about PhoeBo, but I care tremendously about Kei…