Matty Healy's Non-Apology Non-Tour
The Friday Post.
A thought I had today … I don’t ever want to see another Mugler catsuit in my LIFE …! Anyway: if you’re watching The Ultimatum, there’s an ongoing chat thread about it in the Substack app :)
It only took three weeks (ish) of dating for Taylor Swift’s divine/frightening/divinely frightening publicist Tree Paine to have had enough. The Swift-Healy split was announced Monday afternoon; by Monday evening Paine was spinning it as a situationship. “She had fun with him, but it was always casual,” a source told People. “They are no longer romantically involved.”’
But Healy’s team — which I can only assume are assorted roaches left in an ashtray, a few water rings on an antique wooden dresser, and the collected dirt under his nails — went to TMZ, as people in the wrong are wont to do. The breakup wasn’t becaus…
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