New Most Divorced Man Bout To Drop

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Ben Affleck is married again, but his disciples have been busy auditioning for his throne. Having had the misfortune of living in Boston for four-ish years (“college”), I feel confident in making this declaration: New Most Divorced Man boutta drop.

The first contender is the football player Tom Brady who retired, spent 39 days at home, decided that was enough home for him, and un-retired. In response, Gisele Bündchen appears to be quiet quitting their marriage: “Obviously, I have my concerns — this is a very violent sport, and I have my children and I would like him to be more present,” she told Elle recently of Brady’s football career. “I have definitely had those conversations with him over and over again. But ultimately, I feel that everybody has to make a decision that works for [them]. He needs to follow his joy, too.” After years of being forced to live in Mass…