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Other Coffee Shops Dakota Johnson Should Hold Hostage

Other Coffee Shops Dakota Johnson Should Hold Hostage

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Jan 29, 2022
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This is The Friday Post, Hung Up’s weekly roundup of celebrity mess and miscellanea. If you like this kind of thing, why not subscribe?
I miss Dakota Johnson’s tooth gap! Photo: Getty.

Dakota Johnson, my fiveheaded sister, has been on a tear this last week: her boyfriend, “Viva La Vida” singer Chris Martin, gave her Zoom tech support during a Cha Cha Real Smooth Sundance panel. Later during the festival, she joked that she “made out with a lot of women during COVID” to prepare for her other Sundance movie, Am I Ok? Ahead of the festival, as part of her bottle dye job — The Lost Daughter — promo, had a mini Social Network reunion with fellow liar Andrew Garfield for Vanity Fair. And then a report emerged that she once locked a bunch of people in a coffee shop:

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