RHONY Reunion: Taank Tops Unite

Talking RHONY reunion part one with Marlowe Granados.

Photo: Bravo.

We are gathered here tonight to witness the humbling of two cackling hags: one Erin Lichy and one Sai De Silva. I had one Real Housewives of New York reunion expectation, and it was the satisfaction of seeing these two women answer for their nonsense, nonstop bullying of fellow housewife Jessel Taank. But suddenly Ubah is coming for Jenna and Brynn is coming for Ubah and Sai has turned on Erin; can Queens native Nene Leakes fly in to show these women how it’s done? The reunion is Erin shocked that anyone is calling her out, Ubah’s divine side chatter, and Sai saying she’s “taking accountability” for everything, and by everything she means nothing.

My friend Marlowe Granados (writer of Happy Hour and the illustrious

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