Rihanna and ASAP Rocky Are Doing It
The Friday Post: And the “3AM girls” and Taylor Swift went to Olive Garden.
I don’t like to admit when I’m wrong, but today I stand before you, admitting just that: Rihanna, goddess divine, and the rapper ASAP Rocky are dating. I could not believe it at first – in fact I did not believe it at first – but a well-placed source has confirmed it to Hung Up. “Sorry they’ve been dating awhile now. Since he did fenty,” the source texted me. And then the source said: “Respectfully !!!!!!” as if I need respect during this time. Congratulations, I guess, to ASAP for playing the long game. Congratulations to Rihanna for continuing to be Rihanna. If you believe in the power of prayer, pray for Leonardo DiCaprio, the social chair of the Pussy Posse. If you don’t believe in the power of prayer, maybe listen to Kirk Franklin real loud and keep a heartbroken movie star in your thoughts.
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