Shakira’s Cheating Man Jam

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Shakira in the Court of First Instance and Family No. 18 of Barcelona where is ratifying the separation lawsuit and the agreement on the custody of her and Gerard Piqué’s children in Barcelona. (Photo by Adria Puig/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)

Shakira, Shakira: Her hips don’t lie but her man sure does! When Shakira released “BZRP Music Sessions #53” last week, the lyrics were incendiary enough: She was singing about her ex, the soccer player Gerard Piqué, and their shocking breakup. It was a revenge song, a scorched earth kiss-off: “This is for you to be mortified, to chew and swallow, swallow and chew / I won't get back with you, not if you cry, not even if you beg me,” she sang. This song, coupled with Miley Cyrus’s “Flowers,” was vengeance set to music. While Miley was more focused on what she didn’t need in a Hemsworth, Shakira dedicated herself to calling her ex out: “Ah, so much…