The Slap holds a very weird place in my heart because I was live-texting the Oscars that year with a guy on Hinge and it was all very surface level stuff until that moment, which launched us from "Oh I'm glad she won!" platitudes into an earnest "what the fuck just happened" convo. That was the catalyst to him finally asking me for drinks. Anyways we're getting married next year!
I think about The Slap so often. Different parts play on a loop in my head. Rn it's Chris Rock flustered, saying "we are here to give a documentary out – to give an Oscar out for Best Documentary."
I regularly think about your (correct) thesis that Michael B Jordan played one twin hotter than the other in Sinners and it is top if mind in this historic moment
Bugonia was ETM (Everything To Me) and **the only movie I've ever seen in cinemas twice, as I've mentioned here before!!!!** and I'm so so so so upset Jesse Plemmons didn't get a nom!! But I am telling myself he doesn't care about this type of ridiculous self congratulatory industry drivel !!!
The Slap holds a very weird place in my heart because I was live-texting the Oscars that year with a guy on Hinge and it was all very surface level stuff until that moment, which launched us from "Oh I'm glad she won!" platitudes into an earnest "what the fuck just happened" convo. That was the catalyst to him finally asking me for drinks. Anyways we're getting married next year!
Will Smith and Jada HELPED a relationship? A MIRACLE!!!
lmaooooooooo now when you put it like that…
My god what a great relationship origin story
I love this for you!!! Truly he is the one 🥺
Here's How Amanda Seyfried Can Still Snag a Nomination
I haven’t seen Ann Lee yet but I just know she was robbed. Also, she’s great in interviews so I’m disappointed that her press run is being cut short
And every four years the slap is backhanded
LMAO
Hunter your Slap theory is very Shirley Jackson's The Lottery (complimentary??? I think??)
For this title alone, you should get a nomination of some sort. This is why you’re my favourite substack.
I think about The Slap so often. Different parts play on a loop in my head. Rn it's Chris Rock flustered, saying "we are here to give a documentary out – to give an Oscar out for Best Documentary."
Rose Byrne’s husband better not be at some deadbeat lizard collector convention and be there for her Oscar win
she explained it on a late night show beforehand! it was for their kid!
Haha ok if she says so!!
My husband asked me if I remembered to do the dishes. I said Diane Warren.
He smiled, he knew they were washed.
How much money did F1 pay for all these nominations? What world are we living in! V happy for Sinners and Teyana Taylor!!!!!!!
Ok but instead of someone laying a kiss on Adrien Brody as payback, a slap would work better. But he’d probably like it 😔
Just finally watched Bugonia and I am STUNNED Jesse Plemmons got snubbed?? He was so so good - terrifying and unhinged but also heartbreaking ??
Cackled as soon as I saw the headline. Magnificent
I regularly think about your (correct) thesis that Michael B Jordan played one twin hotter than the other in Sinners and it is top if mind in this historic moment
The only right answer is Diane Warren.
Hunter - can we get your thoughts on all the unsealed texts from the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni case?
I bet so many celebs are asking “now why am I in it?”
Where is a statement from sources close to Taylor (Tree Paine)?!
Bugonia was ETM (Everything To Me) and **the only movie I've ever seen in cinemas twice, as I've mentioned here before!!!!** and I'm so so so so upset Jesse Plemmons didn't get a nom!! But I am telling myself he doesn't care about this type of ridiculous self congratulatory industry drivel !!!