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Succession Power Rankings: “Ricotta Dick”

Succession Power Rankings: “Ricotta Dick”

Ranking the Roys after “Chiantishire.”

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Dec 06, 2021
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These are my Succession Power Rankings. They come out every week immediately after the episode airs. If you like these things, consider a subscription. 
To quote my favorite Successionista: “Do you ever feel … like a plastic bag …?” Photo: Screenshot

In June I went to Tuscany for two weeks, and now we’re watching episodes I saw Succession shoot! (“He’s not posh. His father’s a doctor. He bought all his own furniture. He’s a grasping little scholarship boy,” is a line I have been thinking about for months. Months!) Tonight I’m eating carbonara and drinking wine and ranking my favorite fuckleheads. Whatever! I don’t want to waste time on an intro. Let’s get into it:

Michael Schulman’s Jeremy Strong Profile for the New Yorker
There are two parentheticals in this that are so venomous, I will be thinking about them for a long time. Rigorous, funny, catty, curious; there is a Chris Evans cameo and a leg injury. (And, of course, the necklace.) It is impossible to spoil and delicious to devour.

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