Succession Power Rankings: “It’s My Birthday, Fuck You.”
Ranking the Roys after 307: "Too Much Birthday."
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New York’s hottest club is Caviar Kenny’s birthday soirée at The Shed. It has everything: one crucifix, two Emmy winners, a Billy Joel cover, a tiny Wu-Tang, three fighting siblings, and a birth canal tunnel entrance. Into Kendall’s labyrinth 40th birthday party the siblings go: Roman is running point on a new deal, Shiv is running incompetent interference, Connor is still running … for president. Here’s where the Roys land after the party Springsteen RSVP’d no to.
Logan Roy
I will be brave enough to say it: Logan wins this week simply because he wasn’t invited and didn’t go to this party. Staying home? For my own party of one? To quote (out of context) the goddess and prophet Cher: “That’s the best kind of party, little girl.”
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