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The Glossy Nude Lip Said “I Do”

Bennifer Wedding.

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Hunter Harris
Jul 18, 2022
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🚨They did it! This is an emergency edition of Hung Up, because Bennifer is married.🚨
The morning after! Via: @jlo.

By the power vested in me as your local VP of Bennifer affairs: Let us … get loud! Bennifer was married on Saturday In Las Vegas — Paul and Joanne much?? It was his second wedding and her fourth. The bride wore … what else … a nude glossy lip.

“Last night we flew to Vegas, stood in line for a license with four other couples, all making the same journey to the wedding capital of the world,” J.Lo wrote in her newsletter. “So with the best witnesses you could ever imagine, a dress from an old movie and a jacket from Ben’s closet, we read our own vows in the little chapel and gave one another the rings we’ll wear for the rest of our lives. They even had Bluetooth for a (short) march down the aisle. But in the end it was the best possible wedding we could have imagined. One we dreamed of long ago and one made real (in the eyes of the state, Las Vegas, a pink convertible and one another) at very, very long last.” If you want to see true love, it’s this little video Ben Affleck made of the bathroom where he changed into his wedding clothes — best original short!

These crazy kids! I’m … whatever … happy for them, lol.

I mean, it only took them 20 years!

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