Unhappily Married

Love Is Blind S3: After-er the Altar

Chilling. Photo: Screenshot.

Love Is Blind is the worst way to meet your future partner, but the easiest way to meet the messiest, most irritating person you will ever know. The season three cast convened for Alexa’s birthday party-slash-a trio of reunion episodes. Mostly uneventful, if we’re being honest, but my thoughts on all three episodes below.

“Soulmates and Blank Slates”

Alexa and Brennon: Alexa’s friends suck so much, and they still call Brennon everything short of a country bumpkin. There seems to be more tension between the families than they’re letting on: Alexa’s dad obviously doesn’t think Brennon is good enough for his daughter, which Alexa seems to kind of ignore or pretend that doesn’t matter. Her stepmom, who appears to be in her early 30s, is obviously milking every moment of camera time. What is this family??

Colleen and Matt: If I hear Colleen say “keep fighting for each other” one more time … These two seem like cousins who politely make small talk at the family reunion, not people who have been married for a year!