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Janine de Novais's avatar

runner up for title of this post: "that sweet lil bucktoothed baby ain't deserve that shit"

the hung up chat really is undefeated

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Hunter Harris's avatar

lmaooo but u know the no spoiler army would’ve put a target on my back!

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Janine de Novais's avatar

definitely

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BackandBetter's avatar

Babe, she got was she deserved for chasing after a middle-aged, balding man WITH DADDY ISSUES. The title of the post and this moment is "When Pick-mes Get Got."

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Hunter Harris's avatar

jkdl;jfkdl;fjkdla

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Ronni's avatar

Third runner up: That tan is doing some heavy lifting

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Cathleen Runfola's avatar

I’m the dummy who got locked out of her own Max acct so I watched the Severance finale until I could log back in and I gotta say at least Severance made me feel something. The White Lotus finale just made me made me miss all my friends back in S2

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Leah E. Ward's avatar

“… she’s zen by way of a big Free People order.” 💀

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Lee's avatar

I came here to applaud that line!! It’s the character description of the year!

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Pop Apologists's avatar

“How are you going to confront me with my father wound at a buffet?”

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Ingrid's avatar

I just feel like Dr. Robby could have saved Chelsea

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Lisa Kholostenko's avatar

Engrave Parker Posey's Emmy NOW!

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Megara's avatar

There were a lot of overlaps of S1 and S3 and now I really want to know how Nicole and Mark would get along with Victoria and Timothy.

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Emily's avatar

Victoria would’ve hated Nicole because she’s new money.

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Hunter Harris's avatar

have been thinking about this all morning and i think victoria would’ve hated nicole because she *works* for her money

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jessamyn's avatar

Turning into veal (massage every day) is my ultimate dream. These are amazing 😂

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BackandBetter's avatar

Belinda is going to prison. The bank has to report that big ass transfer.

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Brian's avatar

Gifts of that size aren't taxed! But it would seemingly help the government track down greg/gary.

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BackandBetter's avatar

Anything over 10K is reported. Also, Belinda is Black. When she goes to her local branch, any branch, a nosy teller will deputize themself to deep dive her transaction history. ‘Oh, this came from a bank in Thailand?!!’ Google what happened to director Ryan Coogler at a Bank of America. I don’t think a Black writer would have gotten Belinda mixed up with Tanya or Gary-Greg.

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debo's avatar

Orange is the New Black x White Lotus 🪷

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Yawen's avatar

Omg unfollowed?

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JENIGAGE's avatar

I ALSO NEED TO KNOW EVERY LAST DETAIL ABOUT THIS.

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Alhondra's avatar

I agree with peyton... piper should've read that damn artist's way book

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Brian's avatar

Belinda and Gaitok's endings were so bleak to me; just utterly selling their souls for money/a theoretically better economic lot in life. But that's essentially the mission statement of the series, so I can't say I'm surprised by either.

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