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Season Finale of Soccer

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The Friday Post will be arriving Saturday morning this week, because I’ve been traveling for work and nothing puts me face to face with my own lack of time management than living on PST. Tonight: sports!
France's forward #10 Kylian Mbappe celebrates his team's victory over Morocco. (Photo: Franck Fife/AFP via Getty Images)

Sunday is the World Cup final, or, as I’m calling it: Season finale of soccer. France will play Argentina, and because my dictum is I’m rooting for everybody black: Liberté, égalité, fraternité! Give me Mbappé! Giroud! Dembélé! My kings! In honor of the last two World Cup matches, my friend Madeline Hill (of the amazing sports newsletter

Impersonal Foul
!) is joining again.

Hunter Harris: Madeline, I was at a party last weekend and a friend asked which pop star would correspond to which World Cup team. The Americans were obviously Katy Perry: all the Obama-era optimism, natural talent, but an inherent inability to, like, execute. The Brits feel like Adele: soooo much hype and a good a…

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