“You Can’t Even F*ck Good on A Waterbed”

This one line from 'Everybody Wants Some!!' Plays on a loop in my head.

Forrest Vickery, Glen Powell, Temple Baker, Ryan Guzman, and Tyler Hoechlin in Everybody Wants Some!! Photo: Screenshot.

The first thing you should know is that the double exclamation marks are part of the title. It’s “I Care - Live at Roseland” or “Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix)” (or, to put it simpler, It’s leviosa not leviosaaaa) — the title, truncated,…