Bartise: The Next Generation

The Friday Post.

Hello from Hung Up House, the hype house for a Gen-Z millenial cusp-cusp. Anyway: This is The Friday Post.

Rarely — and I mean Jay-Z remembering his Twitter password level of infrequently — do I race to my laptop to write something directly into the CMS. The Friday Post was completed and scheduled until something so shocking, so trifling, so absolutely chilling came across my desk¹: Bartise Bowden is a father. He was hiding a child!