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I get that it’s impossible to know famous people but also how is it that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are supposedly best friends? They seem like completely different people and not in a “you complete” complementary kind of way.

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“Josh O’Connor has broken another home.”

Belly laugh

Please allow this very pale heterosexual to compliment Peyton on her provocative banana eating

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That made me laugh out loud, too!

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The way you described my Affleck Leo brother to a T 💀 (who also has a giant mythical creature back tattoo)

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I am ready for the 2044 iteration of Bennifer and the “This is me… again” album/ documentary/ animation/ live action/ rom com with a CGI Jane Fonda.

Also : yes on the article about Love is blind UK!

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the Challengers bit: oh my god, y'all nailed it! bravissimas!!!!

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The “please respect my privacy at this time” line from you is still the greatest line ever written 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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You must write about LIB UK. These posh fools are just as dumb as the American LIB casts (derogatory)

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what kind of leo do you consider yourself hunter? ALSO re: blink twice obsessed with the continued tradition of the actress turned director getting with her lead guy! what will next summer's bounty bring?!

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i am definitely a ben leo unfortunately. i am the reynolds woodcock of my life

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real

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I predict their next reconciliation/marriage will follow a health crisis or death of a parent 🫣

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I agree that they will get back together again down the line. Their affluence makes divorce too easy. Why work on your marriage when you can just get divorced?

Also I would like to know what you thought about Blink Twice because I saw it last night and I wanna talk!

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