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Allyssa Capri's avatar

Chris Martin knew damn well he was being messy with his comment too 😂

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Ijeoma's avatar

And I love him for that!

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hufflepuffnpass (aka jen)'s avatar

Oh he would be fun to gossip with

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Pseudonymous's avatar

Beyonce's second husband???

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Hunter Harris's avatar

god willing!

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Jamillah Ross's avatar

Fyi, last week when Coldplay had shows in Toronto, Chris Martin took an improv class with the famed Toronto Second City. So maybe they're to blame for this. #yesand

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Ijeoma's avatar

He was hella quick with that quip so I wouldn't be surprised!

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Christina's avatar

I imagine the high of being freshly graduated from high school and blasting Viva La Vida is akin to having an affair with your CEO as HR, which is to say: I get it

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Akosua T. Adasi's avatar

“If I had that accent in Little Women I’d go back to school too.” LOLing…until we get her short story collection

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Tara Giancaspro's avatar

Hunter what is footnote 1 supposed to be? It won’t open on my phone!

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Maggie Wrobel's avatar

you are ON NOTICE

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Hunter Harris's avatar

pls what’d i do now 🥸

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𝓵𝓵 𝓬øø𝓵 𝓳ordan's avatar

what's weird is nic IS her guy best friend with her knowing that LMAO

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E G's avatar

thank u for recommending that interview w linda wow wtf!!! but pls no more links to x posts 🥺 i feel like it gives my phone a virus

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KV's avatar

LeO sZn is upon us. A dedicated post feel about right. Signed, a fellow August Leo ♌️

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Ann's avatar

“Foreign Feeld” maam, ENOUGH!

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Corinne Murray's avatar

And that’s where the giggles turned into a scream for me 🤣🤣🤣

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Kaylé's avatar

Wait, the fact that this happened in the greater Bahston area makes it even better.

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Alice's avatar

Personally I thought the wife's song is definitely "Speed of Sound" - "If you'd see it then you'd understand." (Had to look up the name). But also, have to admire both Chris AND (former? current? gf) Dakota managing to accidentally burn people's lives down.

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Previously On's avatar

do you recognize july leos as a fellow august leo?

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Hunter Harris's avatar

our nation’s leading july leo is jlo. canada’s leading july leo is my friend sarah hagi 🩷

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Jackson's avatar

wait which current events make it inappropriate to misspell timmy tims last name???

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chandra's avatar

How I wish SZA and Nicki were beefing on substack. A girl can dream.

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