Fyi, last week when Coldplay had shows in Toronto, Chris Martin took an improv class with the famed Toronto Second City. So maybe they're to blame for this. #yesand
I imagine the high of being freshly graduated from high school and blasting Viva La Vida is akin to having an affair with your CEO as HR, which is to say: I get it
Personally I thought the wife's song is definitely "Speed of Sound" - "If you'd see it then you'd understand." (Had to look up the name). But also, have to admire both Chris AND (former? current? gf) Dakota managing to accidentally burn people's lives down.
Chris Martin knew damn well he was being messy with his comment too 😂
And I love him for that!
Oh he would be fun to gossip with
Beyonce's second husband???
god willing!
Fyi, last week when Coldplay had shows in Toronto, Chris Martin took an improv class with the famed Toronto Second City. So maybe they're to blame for this. #yesand
He was hella quick with that quip so I wouldn't be surprised!
I imagine the high of being freshly graduated from high school and blasting Viva La Vida is akin to having an affair with your CEO as HR, which is to say: I get it
“If I had that accent in Little Women I’d go back to school too.” LOLing…until we get her short story collection
Hunter what is footnote 1 supposed to be? It won’t open on my phone!
you are ON NOTICE
pls what’d i do now 🥸
what's weird is nic IS her guy best friend with her knowing that LMAO
thank u for recommending that interview w linda wow wtf!!! but pls no more links to x posts 🥺 i feel like it gives my phone a virus
LeO sZn is upon us. A dedicated post feel about right. Signed, a fellow August Leo ♌️
“Foreign Feeld” maam, ENOUGH!
And that’s where the giggles turned into a scream for me 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, the fact that this happened in the greater Bahston area makes it even better.
Personally I thought the wife's song is definitely "Speed of Sound" - "If you'd see it then you'd understand." (Had to look up the name). But also, have to admire both Chris AND (former? current? gf) Dakota managing to accidentally burn people's lives down.
do you recognize july leos as a fellow august leo?
our nation’s leading july leo is jlo. canada’s leading july leo is my friend sarah hagi 🩷
wait which current events make it inappropriate to misspell timmy tims last name???
How I wish SZA and Nicki were beefing on substack. A girl can dream.