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My main takeaway from this (jlo) post is: the dark red lip looks good on her!! Why doesn’t she branch out more often!

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I was FLOORED! It looked soooo good

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Why are adults over 40 still getting remarried? Unnecessary!

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sending this to my family group chat bc …

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“[Boston Men] [don't] have good coping skills. [They] [get] easily frustrated and [tend] to be moody,” they said. “When [they're] relaxed and in a good mood, it’s amazing to be around [them] But more often, [they're] upset or frustrated [and taking it out on the women in their lives]"

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I felt similarly! These quotes told me Ben is East Coast (cranky, heady, pragmatic, Dunkin & cigs) JLo is West Coast (sunshine, toxic positivity, wellness, inspirational quotes). Incompatible sounds about right to me.

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I still can’t get over Glen Close seducing Omar Epps with a peek of her purple lace bra. This movie is so absurd, it could never be scary.

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no bc i was giggling lmao … i know that little boy was having soooo much fun playing possessed

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Hold up- how does a pair of sneakers cost $280,000 and not a single diamond bedazzled anywhere.

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$280k is a price from a resale site. I would hope no one actually spent that much but who knows! The original price was $120. Rn I’m seeing them listed all the way from $150 to $56k

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i dont even know how he would get them at retail price without a connect that would also be pricey

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premiere ass of the late 1990s - and today. The ass is still assing! Literally (body) and figuratively (embarrassing man).

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Sep 1Liked by Hunter Harris

Brittany Mahomes and Nikki Glaser really are the same white woman

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but nikki at least understands irony! brittany is unfortunately always sincere (derogatory)

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It’s funny I actually find summer a stressful time. It’s like frantically trying to wrangle your friends to do something but they’re all over the world or on another coast and you’re trying to make something happen for yourself, all the while sweating and getting eaten by mosquitoes and struggling with body love. Fall just feels like a deep breath, you can finally rope your friends together and hear about their summers, plan cozy getaways, and get excited for the prestige films to drop. Also I KNOW I get an attitude when I can wear a big, long coat with shoes that clomp.

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My hatred for the end of summer is exactly why I've made it a tradition to go on an extended solo vaca on Labor Day weekend. I'm not giving up that summer R&R just yet.

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and you understand! i always intend to do an end of summer vacation but with my birthday being early august it never works out

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One year it will...

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wait but what is winter

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"(So what I’m hearing is that he’s me as hell.)"

The way I audibly laughed in public and turned several heads.

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Photo #3 in the JLo carousel: she posed with that ice cream cone and promptly threw it in the trash. I know ice cream doesn't touch that woman's lips lol

I've heard Deliverance is baaaad but I don't think I can miss this Glenn Close performance.

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that charli profile was stressful as HELL

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im sorry Glenn close said what! lmaoooooo

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At least I still can see your posts in Substack

Crying in brazilian everytime I get your twitter notifications and it doesn't load 😭

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