Runaway Groom: Love Is Blind S4 Wedding Predictions

Who’s saying yes and who’s saying no?

Chills, I tell you … chills. Photo: Screenshot.

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results,” Albert Einstein once said, according to a poster on my middle school social studies teacher’s wall. That definition does not apply to Netflix’s Love Is Blind: please, for the love of God, invite 30 single people to speed date, get engaged sight-unseen, and enter into ultimately doomed marriages! Do it over and over again, three times a year at least!

I’ll write a ranking of all the contestants pre-reunion¹, but tonight I’m playing Lady Caroline Collingwood and asking how long do you give it? Of the Love Is Blind Seattle couples, who is saying yes and who’ll say no at the altar?

Tiffany and Brett

The hall of fame, least chaotic couple in Love Is Blind history: Tiffany and Brett have taken that swirl couple’s crown. These two already act married! I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, but they both really seem as well-adjusted and genuine as they appear. Tiffany is a real life Janine Teagues, Brett is nice and normal and not controlling or obnoxious. (The weirdest thing about them is that Tiffany said she would’ve been turned off by Brett not having gone to college if they met IRL — going to college is actually not important, who would care about that. Small potatoes compared to every other LIB couple in history!) We can cut the cake and start playing their Stevie Wonder song of choice, they’re forever.

Tiffany: Saying yes.
Brett: Saying yes.

Micah and Paul

The least serious Love Is Blind couple, and not just because someone claiming to have gone to high school with Micah dm’d me and said she’s only doing this show to get famous.