Okay …. for those of us who were following the official president/vp accounts on IG … it was a real jumpscare in a month that didn’t need any more scares!
I clicked on the link to the Barack/Jen rumors and then reread the whole piece about Drake’s ugly house because I love these two sentences so much: "My first thought was that Kendrick was in cahoots with Drake’s plumbing. My second thought was that Kendrick was in cahoots with Drake’s decorator. " Kendrick should give you his Pulitzer
i adoooore missisippi masala (my no. 1 swirl couple) i will try my hardest to be at screening! is the film programming anything to do with the fact that mira nair's (hot) son is running for mayor rn?
“People are revealing themselves every day to have been following the official president, vice president, and first lady accounts on Instagram — embarrassing, I wouldn’t admit it even if I had to fight to wrap my arms around one of those big poles in a Survivor competition!”
thank you for this, i agree so wholeheartedly. this is now embedded in my head alongside your tweet about how the only people who use real pictures of themselves on slack are cops
I have been hoping to see a Mississippi Marsala screening somewhere, but I thought it would be for Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign (Mira Nair is his mom!), what a delight to see one here!
kamala's authentic surprise at the two of them being together when they called to endorse her, michelle's absence at recent events, obama and jen rumors (i dont believe that they're together, but the fact that the rumors are have become _this_ widespread is telling...), that cursed birthday post, the fact that they spend their summers separately, obama's ex nonblack gf saying he knew he needed to marry a black woman to be president ...
"it's been january for months in both directions" -kaveh akbar
No because I NEED to hear Jeremy’s acceptance speech.
Okay …. for those of us who were following the official president/vp accounts on IG … it was a real jumpscare in a month that didn’t need any more scares!
We've been hit by a smooth* criminal indeed
*smooth to the illiterate, white supremacists, and aspiring capitalists only
January has always felt like the longest, bleakest month! I’ve had enough!!!
I clicked on the link to the Barack/Jen rumors and then reread the whole piece about Drake’s ugly house because I love these two sentences so much: "My first thought was that Kendrick was in cahoots with Drake’s plumbing. My second thought was that Kendrick was in cahoots with Drake’s decorator. " Kendrick should give you his Pulitzer
hahahaha thank you
Watched The Apprentice tonight wowowow Jeremy!!
i adoooore missisippi masala (my no. 1 swirl couple) i will try my hardest to be at screening! is the film programming anything to do with the fact that mira nair's (hot) son is running for mayor rn?
omg wait i had no idea haha. but no! nitehawk is doing a denzel series!
Yesss, I did not like January. I also had a migraine earlier this month and have felt off for weeks!
“People are revealing themselves every day to have been following the official president, vice president, and first lady accounts on Instagram — embarrassing, I wouldn’t admit it even if I had to fight to wrap my arms around one of those big poles in a Survivor competition!”
thank you for this, i agree so wholeheartedly. this is now embedded in my head alongside your tweet about how the only people who use real pictures of themselves on slack are cops
I have been hoping to see a Mississippi Marsala screening somewhere, but I thought it would be for Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign (Mira Nair is his mom!), what a delight to see one here!
https://www.zohranfornyc.com/
this post is the opposite of a migraine, thank you
Forget the month, it was the longest week in the history of history! That hat was only five days ago!
The instagram following official accounts drama was insane. White ppl were going offfffffff and showing their asses. Hilarious.
This month has dragged
Hunter, why do you believe the divorce rumors? Bc of her public absences or something else?
kamala's authentic surprise at the two of them being together when they called to endorse her, michelle's absence at recent events, obama and jen rumors (i dont believe that they're together, but the fact that the rumors are have become _this_ widespread is telling...), that cursed birthday post, the fact that they spend their summers separately, obama's ex nonblack gf saying he knew he needed to marry a black woman to be president ...
😔😬