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ive never seen someone with more svu villain sleaze. the world needs more matt healy hate and hung up always gives the people what we want. pulitzer incoming 🫡

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“The way I just know you can smell him coming from a distance. I just know he is the type to burp and not say excuse me. I have never once seen an image where his shoulders are pulled back.” 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️🤣🤣❤️🤣 I love this to death!!!!!

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as i clicked on the face/semi-colon link i thought to myself “what could she possibly be linking to for this” … i played myself

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Jun 15Liked by Hunter Harris

As soon as I heard "I beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker" I was like "omg it's Hunter's theory of Jennifer Affleck in practice!"

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Jun 15Liked by Hunter Harris

“The way I just know you can smell him coming from a distance.” LMAO and same. Some people you can clock immediately that they have no relationship with soap. 😆

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“have no relationship with soap” ijbol

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That link for semicolon face really shamed the hell out of me and you know what? I deserved it. I don’t know what I was expecting.

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LOL

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I enjoy Sabrina Carpenter’s new bops but I respectfully say a lot of her songs sound like insert pop girl. Like Espresso coulda been 2019 Ariana and Please Please Please could be Kasey or Chappell. Idk I’m still waiting on what her aura is.

Also I know people hating on the Dua album but Maria and French Exit do it for me!!

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“Conversations with Friends coded” 👏👏👏perfect way to sum up bland, stupid, and self-absorbed

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no this was a compliment lmao the tavi email was the best part of the essay imo!

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it’s really my everything 😭

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Jun 15Liked by Hunter Harris

I zoomed in on Matty Healy’s face and heard “now pretty baby I’m running back home to you” and that’s the strongest doubt I’ve ever felt in Taylor’s songwriting

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i thought the emails were fictionalized in the same way tavi fictionalized taylor’s emails in the zine the essay is about!

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Jun 15Liked by Hunter Harris

the ari/penn shut up clip!!!!!! i have not been able to stop watching it! also shed a tear at tembe denton-hurst’s comment that that’s the closest we’ll get to PWT. positions truthers how can we make a potential ES tour about us?!

also, between this clip leading me to find out that penn was/is in a band and your podcast episode where you talk about how scarlett johansson used to be in a band, id lowkey love to hear about ur fav actors (known primarily for that) who make good music and which ones u think are flops

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people are simply not making two movies or a tv season a year AND simultaneously launching a music career anymore.

i’m was off book on every lindsey lohan song and every hilary duff song, obviously. i love that one leighton meester song. i will keep thinking!

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Levi’s jeans is the silliest song I’ve ever heard. It’s so bad. Thankfully I made an edited cowboy Carter album (which clocks in at 57 min) so I never have to hear it again!

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“I have never once seen an image where his shoulders are pulled back. “ somehow, this paragraph gets better and better with each sentence.

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RHONY is the most addictive substance. These girls are the Mount Rushmore of housewives. NOBODY does it like NY, each one is a wild character and a total broad. You have some of the best Dorinda ahead of you. So blessed!

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also so thankful charli xcx finally got you!!! welcome, angel!!!

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