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Those are MLM hun nails

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

I have been *dyyyyyying* for someone else to talk about those nails. I told my bestie as soon as I saw them: my soul began to wither; that awful, unnatural color, and with glitter! I hate speaking ill of another woman’s choices but those nails are screaming “help me”

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

“Jennifer Affleck dba J.Lo”

Your mind!!!!

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

Your friendly resident hung up swiftie here: the multicolor nails are to represent each of her album eras, hence why they look like That!

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

hung up x catching up on traitors... there's no way better way to spend a fri night... I think i like this little life

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taylor is living out her teenage fantasy of being the cool popular hot girl dating the hot football player and the nails are a perfect example of the fact that she simply can’t pull that role off! it’s not in her range!

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

Crying TS in the Jesus age range 😭 Jesus like not why am I in it?? Sorry still crying about Fox News calling her a NATO psy op. I wish she was the leftist demon they think she is!!

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

Those Home Goods x Babysitters Club Little Sister ass nails

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

As a 2006 emerson grad I’m physically in pain right now

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

Thank you! I also found them deeply unsettling and thought they were press-ons (I feel like Olive & June actually claimed credit, but they may have a press-on line soooo). Nothing wrong with press-ons, but she has too much money for her nails to come out looking like that - and if she does them herself, how she is not a pro by this point? My sister could do a perfect French mani (yes obviously we're millenials) by the end of high school.

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I forgot to also say (I'm late, sorry!) I love the new Hung Up look. It's very chic and really represents the publication's "identity" really well!

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

I can't tell if I upgraded to paid because of the phrase "glitter jaundice" or the Billerica reference.

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Her nails looked like JLo's lips: shimmery, nude, a weird choice. But I think this is Taylor, there are a lot of things she doesn't have taste in. The nails are linked in my head to her choreography/dancing (bad but she thinks they are good)

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

tough competition but I think this one might actually be my favorite subject line of yours

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the press ons are her trying to overcompensate for the gay rumors 💀 nice try blondie you can’t fool me

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Feb 3Liked by Hunter Harris

When you posted the horcrux newsletter with that picture of the ring, I saw her gloppily glittered toddler nails before I even saw the huge ugly ring. Truly haunting.

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