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An update on the white rapper du jour: This press run, like those dangling modifiers, are really kicking this boy’s butt.
Come Home The Kids Miss You — which got a “pleasant mall music” designation from Hung Up — got a dire 2.9 from Pitchfork. “The album, for the most part, consists of a monochromatic palette of generic ‘smooth’ beats, one just bleeding into the next. Musically, it’s unfulfilling, lacking standout melodies or exciting rhythms,” offered Matthew Strauss.
Then: Ebro, of Ebro in the Morning infamy, played Harlow a clip from an 90s R&B song and asked the rapper to guess the singer. As a bone they threw him a hint. Poor Jack Harlow! The entire bit only revealed that he didn’t know Brandy and Ray J w…
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