Tom Brady Rehearsing His Tight 10

How are your exes doing?

Tom Brady attends the Los Angeles premiere of 80 For Brady. (Photo: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

After a dramatic and public breakup — or even a dramatic and private one — people are usually not in their right minds. I mean, hello, breakup bangs. We should extend a little understanding! Every relationship has specific contours and intimacies that could require sudden and dramatic life changes to accommodate their absence! This requires patience! Grace!¹

But a line must be drawn in the sand: That grace does not extend to stand up comedy.