The Golden Globes are tonight! Last year the Globes ceremony was the source of some of the best gossip of the year! What time has in store … will benefit us in ways you can’t imagine… Some people will definitely win awards. Other people will certainly lose awards. Who won’t win, but has come with a speech prepped and rehearsed just in case? And who deserves the award he isn’t even nominated for?1
Emilia Pérez leads the nominations with 10, making it the second-most nominated film in Golden Globes history. The Brutalist follows with seven nominations, and Conclave with six nominations. (Anora and The Substance both earned five; Challengers, A Real Pain, Wicked, and The Wild Robot each scored four.) Presenters for the Globes include Andrew Garfield, Glenn Close, Miles Teller (??), Nicolas Cage, Sharon Stone, and Jennifer Coolidge. (Not that you asked, but this weekend I’m rewatching Severance, btw, to prepare for season two.)
There will be two chats tonight since the Substack app can take a while to load when we’re all busy commenting. The first is about the red carpet, around 6pm ET. The second will commence when the show starts at 8p ET! Hope to see you there!
Austin Butler in Dune: Part II!
I used my one wild and precious weekend of free Apple TV to watch Disclaimer, and that show was NOT worth seven hours of my time. The performances were pretty incredible, and there were definitely scenes I found moving, but the story was a “Fleischman is in Trouble” knockoff. Wildly implausible, and no one ever mentions how strange it is that a grieving mother would have written extremely detailed smut about her own 19 year old son. Unhinged.
I really wish I’d rewatched Severance instead.
cannot wait 🫡