Cannot recommend Monkey Man enough for fellow people of taste who recognize dev patel as the most beautiful man in the world. There’s a scene where he punches a bag of rice until it bursts and the rice grains end up stuck to his chest and I cannot finish this sentence in a public Internet space. All that being said I also watched the talented mr ripely for the first time this year and Jude Law in that movie might be the hottest a man has ever been on screen.
rachel weisz in disobedience wearing two scarves at once and those fingerless gloves + the way she looks at the other rachel. and the actual sex, of course, but i think it’s an underrated example of a horny winter movie
The Devils starring Oliver Reed. Based on the premise of what if we made a slutty jesus picture and cast an absolute stud-Oliver Reed!! Perfect casting, and yes it broke my brain enough to make a tribute poster https://x.com/Ohhhaeee/status/1802365247577035259/photo/1
Second place-Ryan O'Neil dropping his pants and being climbed/negged by Barbra Streisand. Like Bringing Up Baby but way hornier.
Runner up-James Spader sulking and listening to women in my hometown of Baton Rouge in Sex, Lies, and Videotape.
Austin Butler in Elvis clomping down on the mic. It’s such a fast moment but a fascinating acting decision that always makes me go oooh!
(I’d also like to mention Bob DeNiro smoking at the bar in Goodfellas while Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love plays - that little eyebrow raise is everything)
Sam Rockwell dancing in Charlie's Angels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oyP0QHjty8
oh this is a GREAT one
A cannon event for me in middle school
I will love him forever because of that!
FORMATIVE
This IS thirst canon
HELL yes to this
Cannot recommend Monkey Man enough for fellow people of taste who recognize dev patel as the most beautiful man in the world. There’s a scene where he punches a bag of rice until it bursts and the rice grains end up stuck to his chest and I cannot finish this sentence in a public Internet space. All that being said I also watched the talented mr ripely for the first time this year and Jude Law in that movie might be the hottest a man has ever been on screen.
But also Philip Seymour Hoffman as Freddie jumping out of that car muttering "Don't you wanna fuck everyone woman you see just once"
the third act of Moonlight when André Holland and Trevante Rhodes are just looking at each other across that booth in the diner. my gawd.
UGH YESSSSS
Matthew Macfadyen and Kiera Knightley yelling at each other in the rain in Joe Wright’s Pride and Prejudice
and would be remiss if i didnt mention the hand moment
I was talking about the hand moment with a saleswoman at Woodbury Common’s Wolford store only this past Monday!
Have to rewind this moment at least 3 times when I watch
😭😭 yes
JLo finding George Clooney in the bathtub in Out of Sight
George Clooney seeing JLo in the hotel lobby from the elevator “Karen’s in the lobby”
Came here to say this. Being dragged in to the tub -- clothes on! -- did things to me as a teen when I first saw that movie.
You beat me to it! But also the cuts between them flirting in the hotel bar and them getting undressed in the room.
Tony Leung in a crisp white shirt, hair slicked back, smoking, impeccably together yet YEARNING SO HARD in every single scene in In the Mood for Love
benjamin bratt in the miss congeniality “you wanna kiss me scene https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN9N4UXE/
Robert Pattinson Dior commercial. specifically the version where he’s in an elevator https://youtu.be/rFcYEuENqvg?si=cmefo3DQZsoE4JgE
and see The Batman had none of this unfortunately
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i'm going to be thinking about this all day. his hands..
holy fuck THANK YOU FOR POINTING ME TO THIS
happy to be of service !
rachel weisz in disobedience wearing two scarves at once and those fingerless gloves + the way she looks at the other rachel. and the actual sex, of course, but i think it’s an underrated example of a horny winter movie
more horny winter movies!
It's too obvious, but: Fleabag, "kneel"
Also, “fuck you calling me father like it doesn’t turn you on just to say it”
Johnny Flynn tearing off his fuckin cravat while having his hot little panic attack in Emma
Blake Lively tearing off her little cravat in A Simple Favor!!!
this aged like hot malted asshole
Was coming here to say this…so hot!
In Laurel Canyon when Christian Bale and Natasha McEcellhone are sitting in the car talking about what they would do to each other.
neeeeeed to do a laurel canyon rewatch, thank you
James McAvoy on The Great British Bake Off did things to me I cannot explain
The Devils starring Oliver Reed. Based on the premise of what if we made a slutty jesus picture and cast an absolute stud-Oliver Reed!! Perfect casting, and yes it broke my brain enough to make a tribute poster https://x.com/Ohhhaeee/status/1802365247577035259/photo/1
Second place-Ryan O'Neil dropping his pants and being climbed/negged by Barbra Streisand. Like Bringing Up Baby but way hornier.
Runner up-James Spader sulking and listening to women in my hometown of Baton Rouge in Sex, Lies, and Videotape.
Austin Butler in Elvis clomping down on the mic. It’s such a fast moment but a fascinating acting decision that always makes me go oooh!
(I’d also like to mention Bob DeNiro smoking at the bar in Goodfellas while Cream’s Sunshine of Your Love plays - that little eyebrow raise is everything)
that scene in goodfellas and the scene where ray liotta makes eyes at debi mazar. cinema!!!
Debi Mazar bumping into the doorframe in that scene. Same girl!
Jeff Bridges and Michelle Pfeiffer in The Fabulous Baker Boys