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As Far As I’m Concerned, Jared Leto Isn’t In House of Gucci

As Far As I’m Concerned, Jared Leto Isn’t In House of Gucci

The Friday Post. (Taylor’s Version) (Not Really)

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Salma Hayek, Adam Driver, Lady Gaga, and absolutely no one else at House of Gucci’s London premiere. Photo: Getty.

No, I’m telling you, I’m not doing this. 

Not again. 

He’s not in this movie. 

This is a movie about not letting anyone tell you who Patrizia Gucci is, not even Patrizia Gucci. This is a movie about subtly shading Bradley Cooper. This is a movie about accents, about power, about disco, about being Italian American. This is a movie about earnestly genuflecting Father ….. Son …… House of Gucci. There’s also, of course, a bathtub scene.

There are a lot of people in this movie, too! Lady Gaga, first and foremost and forever. The actor and high fashion centaur Adam Driver, too. Salma Hayek. Al Pacino! Jeremy Irons. Jack Huston. Also some other people, yes. But not him, not here. On the issue of whether or not he is in this movie I will bravely decla…

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