Ben Affleck and the Unhappily Married Allegations

The Friday Post. (On Sunday)

I have been behind on everything this week because New York Magazine sent me to Stockholm to write about the first night of the Renaissance World Tour. You can read that piece here 👽✨

Slamming the door on a car that you pay for is so funny lmao. Photo: Screenshot.

We are (nearly) one year and two on camera tiffs into the Bennifer marriage. It is, obviously, my favorite relationship ever.

They have their issues: The fifty-leven weddings. The J.Lo movie Mother, a movie that apparently exists and is somehow not a Julia Roberts biopic. Ben Affleck sulking at his wife’s work mixer (I would feel some type of way too if I had to be subjected to Trevor Noah’s standup). The latest is the car door slam heard round the world: After a pap walk, Ben Affleck appeared to slam the door on Jennifer Lopez this week.