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taylor swift’s rebound rebound should be jeremy allen white

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May 14Liked by Hunter Harris

I’m sorry but naming both of your sons “Brian McKnight Jr.” is absolutely WILD and I will never get over it.

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May 14·edited May 15Liked by Hunter Harris

Your prediction about Hilaria Baldwin reminds me of what Chris Rock told Jessica Seinfeld at her wedding to Jerry: "Congratulations on marrying a celebrity. I guess you'll be writing a cookbook next."

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May 15Liked by Hunter Harris

Your writing is such a joy. So assured that I think, “yes, that is exactly right.” Did I know Joe was an inside sitter? No. Did you just encapsulate everything I need to know about him as a romantic partner? Yes.

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congratulations on motherhood!!!!! actually said "god i hope it is the two feet in ugly shoes" out loud as i clicked the link. i love MOTHER

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May 14Liked by Hunter Harris

Hilarious writing. Kudos. Had not read you before. Love it.

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May 15Liked by Hunter Harris

the brian mcknight family drama is insane. he goes out of his way to affirm his step-children/new son in a way that demoralizes his children from his first marriage. he is so far unhinged.

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Relieved to find out that I’m a Ben Affleck sun (and rising) ☝🏾important distinction, tysm.

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May 15Liked by Hunter Harris

“Inside seat sitter Joe alwyn” 🪦🪦🪦 this was a slay

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as a real auntie i really enjoyed baby RZA’s wu-tang theme bday party!

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HUNTER 🫶🏾

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Ok so... how didn’t I know they are both Leos? Where have I been? Anyway, my parents are both Leos. And they fall into these varietals you speak of! Mind blowing. And also... they’ve been divorced for 15 years.

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May 16Liked by Hunter Harris

forget tops and bottoms: it’s all about inside and outside sitters for me (this is truly something i have never heard about and now i’m fascinated by it)

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“They got on the plane wearing compression socks for Beyoncé.” I don’t think I can see the words “compression socks” without laughing anymore.

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May 14Liked by Hunter Harris

So happy this was the first place I saw Erin Brockovich lol

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May 14Liked by Hunter Harris

Congratulations on the puppy and your Beyoncé piece was amazing!

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