Your prediction about Hilaria Baldwin reminds me of what Chris Rock told Jessica Seinfeld at her wedding to Jerry: "Congratulations on marrying a celebrity. I guess you'll be writing a cookbook next."
Your writing is such a joy. So assured that I think, “yes, that is exactly right.” Did I know Joe was an inside sitter? No. Did you just encapsulate everything I need to know about him as a romantic partner? Yes.
the brian mcknight family drama is insane. he goes out of his way to affirm his step-children/new son in a way that demoralizes his children from his first marriage. he is so far unhinged.
Ok so... how didn’t I know they are both Leos? Where have I been? Anyway, my parents are both Leos. And they fall into these varietals you speak of! Mind blowing. And also... they’ve been divorced for 15 years.
forget tops and bottoms: it’s all about inside and outside sitters for me (this is truly something i have never heard about and now i’m fascinated by it)
taylor swift’s rebound rebound should be jeremy allen white
I’m sorry but naming both of your sons “Brian McKnight Jr.” is absolutely WILD and I will never get over it.
Your prediction about Hilaria Baldwin reminds me of what Chris Rock told Jessica Seinfeld at her wedding to Jerry: "Congratulations on marrying a celebrity. I guess you'll be writing a cookbook next."
Your writing is such a joy. So assured that I think, “yes, that is exactly right.” Did I know Joe was an inside sitter? No. Did you just encapsulate everything I need to know about him as a romantic partner? Yes.
congratulations on motherhood!!!!! actually said "god i hope it is the two feet in ugly shoes" out loud as i clicked the link. i love MOTHER
Hilarious writing. Kudos. Had not read you before. Love it.
the brian mcknight family drama is insane. he goes out of his way to affirm his step-children/new son in a way that demoralizes his children from his first marriage. he is so far unhinged.
Relieved to find out that I’m a Ben Affleck sun (and rising) ☝🏾important distinction, tysm.
“Inside seat sitter Joe alwyn” 🪦🪦🪦 this was a slay
as a real auntie i really enjoyed baby RZA’s wu-tang theme bday party!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HUNTER 🫶🏾
Ok so... how didn’t I know they are both Leos? Where have I been? Anyway, my parents are both Leos. And they fall into these varietals you speak of! Mind blowing. And also... they’ve been divorced for 15 years.
forget tops and bottoms: it’s all about inside and outside sitters for me (this is truly something i have never heard about and now i’m fascinated by it)
“They got on the plane wearing compression socks for Beyoncé.” I don’t think I can see the words “compression socks” without laughing anymore.
So happy this was the first place I saw Erin Brockovich lol
Congratulations on the puppy and your Beyoncé piece was amazing!