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May 10Liked by Hunter Harris

Wowowowowowowow okay Charles Melton, my apologies I simply wasn’t familiar with your game 🥵🥵🥵🥵

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May 11Liked by Hunter Harris

Okay can we give Sharon Stone a gift subscription to Hung Up so she can see how loved she is?

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This post is reason #1125 why it’s Hung Up or die! Perfect from beginning to end 💖💖💖

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Katherine Schwarzenegger…… it’s giving not invited.

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i also have to revisit this particularly great/chilling line from allie jones's nyt profile of katherine schwarzenegger: "When she finds something she is passionate about, she often writes a book about it."

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Truly haunting…

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it's giving never even got an in-book sidebar!

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May 11Liked by Hunter Harris

The buzzcut is too powerful

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Obsessed with law roach, he always keeps it real

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Even his voice is smooth!

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May 11Liked by Hunter Harris

A cackle from start to finish. 😆

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finding out your current fav moisturizer is rhode is really the first gift Untitled Baby Bieber hath given us

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May 11Liked by Hunter Harris

this one was so fucking funny lol 👌🏼

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I love reading this stuff! I have no idea how I became subscribed. Probably a Substack thing, but I do find it compelling. The "use" of language - names etc is truly intriguing. Like a glimpse into another World. Ha! Very entertaining.

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god I love this

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I am so not surprised Law is a cancer... if there's one thing we know how to do, it's hold a grudge until we die 🫶🏻

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like clockwork i just saw this on his ig and cackled https://www.instagram.com/reel/C604VU7Ll_R/?igsh=MTA2ZGFmN2VudXp6cQ==

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Also Adrian Brody looks like Tom Schwartz (derogatory)

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as someone who also thinks anne frank would have been a belieber and often thinks of that one hailey baldwin halloween instagram story post, mazal!!!! or at least i would have said that had i not kept swiping in justin's photo dump and see judah smith from hillsong present :-( he really is the tom cruise to hillsong's scientology and i guess that makes chris pratt the kirstie alley

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the halloween IG post ... the north remembers

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i am always one tequila shot away from getting "i am claiming all candy for the glory of god and the celebration of the Saints" tattooed on my lower back

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“As I often say, I am strong enough to wear my Rhode Peptide Lip Treatment with my Rare lip liner because I am a child of divorce.” This line made me lol so hard. Five dollars well spent on this perfect sentence.

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O m g THANK YOU for the Stereophonic rec. was not on my radar at all and now im obsessed. Reliving my Almost Famous dreams.

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