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The unhinged shift between Chelsea excitedly screaming she's going to be Mrs. Presnell while wedding dress shopping to her refusing to say she'll marry him is just perfect!!!!!

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Mar 4Liked by Hunter Harris

I NEED to meet Clay's suave Guyanese father

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Mar 5Liked by Hunter Harris

Clay talks about cheating the way a vampire talks about needing to drink blood. At some point for both, the thirst gets too strong.

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“I have fast-forwarded through almost every Amy and Johnny scene”

Same girl sameeeee

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Mar 4Liked by Hunter Harris

Ok like even back in the pods whenever someone would be like “I love you Chelsea” or “I dumped X for you Chelsea, it’s only you Chelsea” she would just fall silent and be like wooooow I’m speechless 😶 and the guys would be like 😰 is that good silence?! I think shes gonna have cold feet + commitment anxiety?!

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Chelsea may dirty martini solo the night before the wedding, and then Jimmy says no go.

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I really enjoy reading your thoughts on this show and these couples- part of me feels like Chelsea will end up saying yes first which will be our first surprise and then it'll be a shock when Jimmy actually says no. Who knows though, those 2 have been THE roller coaster couple this season

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Mar 5Liked by Hunter Harris

Your post’s tithe has me singing En Vogue…:)

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Mar 5·edited Mar 5

I so badly want to see Clay’s dad. I feel like maybe being on TV will blow up his spot though? I have a theory (with zero proof) that Clay’s dad is currently in several relationships

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I think AD will finally see the light 🚩🚩and say NO.

And Jimmy doesn’t like Chelsea enough to say Yes.

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I think their breakup may very well be something mysterious that was flopped on and didn't get any footage of... à la natalie and shayne the night before their wedding

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I have a feeling Jimmy will just get cold feet. That basic. He’s too boring to be involved in a relationship that goes south in an interesting way.

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Chelsea hasn’t acted like someone who wants to get married since they left the pods! I think she’ll get drunk at a bachelorette party or whatever they do and dump a load of shit on Jimmy and that will be it.

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I think they will have a big fight and not make it to the alter, Jimmy is too proud/traditional for a no at the alter… but another part of me thinks they get married out of desperation

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Omg I have not seen traitors OR Love is blind

(My excuse: I’ve been MOVING wah wah 😩)

Where do I begin friends?

Or do I devote this weeks watching to Oscar noms maybe so I’m prepped for Sunday

Ok Doing that.

The jlo doc sounds hilarious 😂 & sweet

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