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literally where is your pulitzer... without you i never would have known about this space... olive garden... breathtaking journalism as always... watched a tiktok last week of someone saying they think they are soulmates and get high together and watch rick and morty together and have thought of little since

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Sep 9Liked by Hunter Harris

CC attending TIFF after all this is sending me.

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Sep 9Liked by Hunter Harris

The weirdest thing about people’s reactions to Timothee/Kylie is the undertone of “he’s too classy for her” I think a lot of people are taking. Like...he’s hooked up with tons of models, he’s pretty clearly at least a bit of a fuckboy, what exactly makes her better than him lol

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having to explain CC to my husband because I saw her on the street.. my family is dying 😭

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Sep 9Liked by Hunter Harris

I wasn't able to comment on the Glossy review (comments are closed) so I want to let you know that your Estée Lauder line was DEVASTATING and also VERY TRUE as I am 58 and just rebought Double Wear foundation for the first time in decades.

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Taylor Swift has the opportunity to do one of the funniest things she’s done in a while...

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SHE IS 57?????????

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No to thinkpiece about parasocial relationships, but I'd love to read a thinkpiece about what it means for us as a society the fact that gwyneth has put her guesthouse on airbnb too

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Sep 9Liked by Hunter Harris

Yay for Remy having a crush, we support!

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CC won me over with her old people-style selfies with both Les Chalamets! Note: i’m old enough where i can say “old people-style selfie” and it’s not rude.

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I’m glad everyone’s realizing that Ashton is a fucking asshole. He was an investor at a start up my spouse worked at. The company stopped paying their employees and their solution was to bring in Ashton to improve morale and have him ask the employees to continue working without pay. When asked how people were going to pay their rent Ashton told them to sell their swag to make money. Fuck that asshole.

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Everyone needs to RUN to Ashton Kutchers Instagram to see this held at gunpoint apology (?) ☠️☠️

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I've seen speculation on Reddit (a psychopathy of it's own...) that the Ring camera story is to push down some of his other ring-related headlines, which seems crazy but also like it's maybe working?

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The stuff about analyzing his smoking cause he’s nervous.... maybe he’s nervous because his behavior is SO overanalyzed, as was this? I’m not crying for celebrities but I *do* think it would be SO unnerving to have your every behavior scrutinized like this. I know it’s not new - I’m a Beatles girlie so I’ve seen footage of fans crying at Paul’s wedding, and heard the stories about Ringo stans scratching his wife’s face (yes RINGO STANs) but the internet definitely makes it easier to track people, so I’m a little bit sorry for those who want to make art and have a regular normal social contract about that (not saying that Timothée is that, idk him, but surely SOME celebs feel that way)

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Omg not the reveal that the Chalamet-crazed lady is a film critic lolll. I honestly couldn’t have predicted that!

Also lol that Olive Garden is “Italian food” that Timmy would like. He has literally filmed an iconic movie in Tuscany - that boy KNOWS real Italian food.

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Y’all please watch this video of Kylie & Timmy at the US Open feat. Ebon Moss-Bachrach lmao https://reddit.com/r/KUWTK/s/Oi507ZNDM8

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