Every Tongue That Rises Against Club Chalamet Shall Fall

The Friday Post: Club Chalamet Updates edition.

This week on Hung Up: A Tortured Poets Department head meeting. I also talked ‘Tortured Poets’ on the amazing podcast Pop Pantheon. And I was onstage in Chicago for an event with Joanna Godard and Big Salad!

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet at the 2023 US Open Mens Final. When this ends up on some 19-year-old's mood board in 30 years you will know who warned you first. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

“Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet,” read a tweet on Tuesday from the viral news Twitter account “Pop Tingz.” I gasped mid-bite, in the middle of an otherwise totally normal lunch with a friend in a Brooklyn backyard. I threw back my head and laughed. “If it is to be said, so it be — so it is” was my very first thought. My second was: “Club Chalamet will not stand for this.”

The Twitter¹ accounts PopCrave and PopBase are equally matched rivals locked in an eternal struggle, like Spotify users and people who tweet through not getting a Spotify Wrapped