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Perfectly put! And the fact that you didn't even say his brother's real name but Dro from Insecure 😭

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Jul 8, 2023Liked by Hunter Harris

the lily rose depp read took me OUT. but they had a point she looked a mess

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that's my sister because big foreheads have to stick together but ... yeah they got her ass

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Jul 8, 2023Liked by Hunter Harris

if t-shirts were made that said “Jesus threw a tantrum in that mall” I’d buy every color

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Jul 8, 2023Liked by Hunter Harris

i too dropped out from vacation bible school....

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this is incredibly irrelevant but as an arizonan... most towns in az are very big spacially but VERY spread out... I do not know ms. Stone’s exact Scottsdale origins but it is possible she’s actually from a suburb of scotts or from a relatively unpopulated but technically Scottsdale area... I am very drunk walking in bedstuy rn... I rest my case

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Okay but as a flagstaffian I say anyone from metro Phoenix is from a big city. Cheers my az fam!

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az x hung up ❤️❤️❤️ see I’m technically from a “suburb” of “phoenix” and I grew up 35 minutes from the nearest target on farm property lol. It’s a weird state!!

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It is!! I mean, Awatukee and Kayenta are both rural, but I’m SUCH different AZ ways

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(Not saying you’re from there, just an example!)

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Oh no Hunter, now Jonah Hill is out here being embarrassing!! I mean now it’s public 🫣

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those texts are so so bad!

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Put these men in rice, they’re so broken

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Why be embarrassing when you can just be quiet?????? Also, Jesus threw a tantrum is the kind of Bible study that would've kept me engaged.

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"He is lying in wait. Your number will be called." dyingg

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I used the substack option to create a holiday card for my friends with the famous and true observation about the one thing about men.

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wait say more?? what option is this haha

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Feb 18Liked by Hunter Harris

I stumbled upon this myself when I was reading this article on the site. I highlighted the sentence about men are embarrassing and then the option came up to share quote or restack quote. I selected the first option and then the quote appears with the main pic or one can select a color block background with the quote and credits. I thought it was delightful option for your work to continue to be credited to you and yet can be shared via social or saved a a photo. I sent it to my bestie who’s husband was just doing his best job of annoying her.

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ah! thank you!

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Wait- Dro from Insecure? I just found out something new.

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I’m here for Stephen A Smith jokes. (stay. off. the. weeeeeeeduh.)

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Jul 10, 2023·edited Jul 10, 2023

I actually used to teach VBS and I'm not bothered by that outfit. That woman is grown.

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Darius is giving a little Kyle Ren is some pictures

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