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Mar 17Liked by Hunter Harris

There are too many men in the media because I’ve read dozens of articles about how the photo has been ‘shopped but not one of them asks how she’s wearing skinny jeans after an abdominal surgery that had her in the hospital for two weeks?????

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The royals are a mess but even Tree can't fix it.

Each part of the family have their own press offices and Will and Kate's is a mess. They have been hilariously bad at their jobs forever. But I don't know how anybody can fix institutional incompetence on this scale. The bad advice and poor execution is a symptom of the problem and not the problem itself.

The staff is filled with the wealthy/artisto set who are underpaid because the job is seen as an honour. None of these people know how to work or about modern media. Every time someone who has a CV that looks even mildly impressive comes in, they last like a year or two at most. And you have to believe it comes from the top where you are working for people who believe that God choose them to be super special so they must be right about everything even if they have no expertise in the area. Even our darling Tree couldn't fix this. Good advice can't save a client who doesn't know how to listen.

That being said, the part of the story not being covered is how BP(Buckingham Palace) is letting Will and Kate's office twist in the wind. No support from the crown, not even a brief statement asking for Kate's privacy as she recovers.That is so interesting. William is shitting the bed and Charles' team is veeeeery silent.

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Mar 17Liked by Hunter Harris

Hunter , I hope you know that Love is Blind UK is coming on March 21…

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Mar 17Liked by Hunter Harris

The headline alone deserves a Pulitzer

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leave it to Will and Kate to become interesting only after The Crown bored us with their nonstoryline… smh

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Mar 18Liked by Hunter Harris

My brain feels alive after leaping from reference to reference here at the top. Thank you.

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Mar 18Liked by Hunter Harris

My mom (Princess Diana’s #1 stan) and I have been those 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy” the past month

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Mar 18Liked by Hunter Harris

“I do not keep up with the royals because didn’t we fight a war to not care about them?” Sums it up!

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Mar 18Liked by Hunter Harris

Thank you for making this scandal interesting. The royals are so boring that I didn’t even notice that she looked dropped into that photo, I just always thought they looked uniquely weird and bland due to the inbreeding.

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Mar 18Liked by Hunter Harris

Happy watching The Departed day, Hunter!

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Mar 17Liked by Hunter Harris

Needed this. also need to rewatch Birth.

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“Introducing American Riveria Orchard, which is definitely not a new age private school where you can call teachers by their first names.” 😂😂😂

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The abdominal surgery makes me think she’s being Poor Things-ed. Where has Willem Dafoe been all awards season? Are we sure God is not Bella Baxter-ing the Princess?

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am i the only dummy who heard american riviera and thought america ferrera...the sounds are the same to me...

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“with her best friend who looks almost exactly like her” 🤣

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i also binged all of Apples during a (not st patrick's related ❌☘️) hangover today and...i fear it slayed ever so slightly

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