Death by a ̶T̶h̶o̶u̶s̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶u̶t̶s̶ Bootcut
The Super Bowl, according to the Hung Up chat.
D.C.: See you Wednesday!
On Sunday night, some men ran to the right side of the screen with the ball. Other men ran to the left side of the screen with the ball. There were kicks and throws and confetti.1 Kendrick Lamar’s cutie patootie-ass told Drake about himself, and did it in bootcut jeans. Travis Kelce’s lace front was lifting on the sidelines. The Haim sisters flanked Taylor Swift in a VIP box. Jalen Hurts, in Jesus’ name!
This was the Super Bowl according to the Hung Up chat, a group that was mostly Eagles-supporting but entirely hater-obsessed. Kendrick Lamar and SZA2 headlined the halftime show (doing “Luther” and “All The Star” together); Pete Davidson and Kevin Costner sat next to one another up in the stands. Imagine the ugliest watch you’ve ever seen, and that’s what Tom Brady (powered by Duracell batteries and strip mall B…
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