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Tiffany B's avatar

Lauren’s gown reminds me of that one quote from 10 Things I Hate About You: “I know you can be underwhelmed and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?”

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Hunter Harris's avatar

LOL

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Pseudonymous's avatar

Love how Leo is all about climate activism until it cramps his lifestyle (partying on yachts and Jeff Bezos’ wedding)

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jazhands's avatar

I'd like to suspend the unwritten agreement that seems to be in place regarding female "celebrities" (quotation marks for Ms. Bezos only) and their plastic surgery choices because MY GOD. HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL THAT MONEY AND THAT'S THE FACE YOU CHOOSE?

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Lois Lane's avatar

Good question!

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Sri Rain Stewart's avatar

It seemed like he was hiding in shame for being an attendee

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Hunter Harris's avatar

the man who is 50 and exclusively dating women under 30 has no shame i mean let’s be serious. he kept dating women under 25 until years after that reddit graphic went viral!

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Stef's avatar

That’s what I’m saying if anything he’s hiding the fact that he’s BALDING

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Sri Rain Stewart's avatar

🤣😭

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Megara's avatar

I saw this tiktok how the nuptials featured the saddest Y2K corporate grey carpet I was dying

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Hunter Harris's avatar

nooo wait pls link me

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Gabi's avatar

Peace on a plane hits SO HARD. Tears every time.

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bibi's avatar

“The way I saw this news as my flight was taking off and wanted to flag a stewardess to take me to the cockpit so I could be first to tell him that Valerie Cherish will return to our TV screens…”

it’s entirely possible that u are my favorite living writer

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ECS's avatar

Remember when Lauren and Jeff had Leo cornered at a party ( VF Oscars? Cannes?) and were clearly trying to get him to be their 3rd and he kinda awkwardly shuffled away?

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Hunter Harris's avatar

i remember this! and the pic they took that night too!

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Kit's avatar

Ellie Goulding is one of the world’s most confusing women to me. Why was she there??

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Tiffany B's avatar

she wrote Lights, she can have whatever she wants idc

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Nicole's avatar

Coincidentally(?), she also performed at William and Kate’s wedding.

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Amber Riggins-A.'s avatar

I need conspiracy theories on Anna resigning before they put Lauren on the cover of Vogue. Am I looking too deep into that? Help. Me.

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H.L.'s avatar

I waited all weekend for this commentary!

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Stacey's avatar

Calling Leo’s behavior “carrying on” is so deeply old and Black. I love it and am cackling. 😆

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Katie's avatar

I feel like Leo must have been there to secure funding for whatever epic movie he and Martin Scorsese want to do next. Mandatory wedding attendance in exchange for Marty getting final cut and a James Cameron-level budget.

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Hunter Harris's avatar

maybe! but the last scorsese movies have been paramount, WB, or apple tv!

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Katie's avatar

And Netflix! No Clint Eastwood WB deal for Scorsese, he kinda goes wherever the money takes him. Maybe it’s Amazon’s turn?

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Maria CL's avatar

Was Leo so embarrassed to be at such an embarrassing event, he decided to act embarrassing?

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Bailey Dunn's avatar

peace is one of the best songs in her discography and that’s not even a question

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Lois Lane's avatar

LOL!

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