No, put the phone down. Go back. Don’t be bullied by Tom.” I want this stitched on a sampler and mounted in every group chat I’ve ever been gaslit in.
Also: Tom Sandoval on The Traitors is the clearest example of someone doing improv with zero yes-and energy. Just vibes, chaos, and bad hats. And Ivar?? A man spiritually trapped in a different show, maybe even a different century. Peak television.
This season of The Traitors had me absolutely gripped, but honestly, the Ivar moment will be in my mind for weeks. “Be your own man, Ivar!” — Alan Cumming is the real star of the show, hands down. Tom Sandoval, meanwhile, continues to give us exactly what we expect. Half pirate, half newsboy, and 100% chaos.
Also, I’m here for the ultimate Traitor reveal. If I’m being honest, my money’s on someone completely unexpected winning this thing. Can’t wait to see how it plays out.
“Because Ivar seems confused to be anywhere, especially on this American television program” is sending me
Tom Sandoval dresses like a drag king whose look is half pirate half newsboy.
He would take that as a compliment.
He would take anything about his as a compliment.
Did you see the bear that Tom gave Andy on WWHL? Iconic.
omgggg i need to find the clip
No, put the phone down. Go back. Don’t be bullied by Tom.” I want this stitched on a sampler and mounted in every group chat I’ve ever been gaslit in.
Also: Tom Sandoval on The Traitors is the clearest example of someone doing improv with zero yes-and energy. Just vibes, chaos, and bad hats. And Ivar?? A man spiritually trapped in a different show, maybe even a different century. Peak television.
This season of The Traitors had me absolutely gripped, but honestly, the Ivar moment will be in my mind for weeks. “Be your own man, Ivar!” — Alan Cumming is the real star of the show, hands down. Tom Sandoval, meanwhile, continues to give us exactly what we expect. Half pirate, half newsboy, and 100% chaos.
Also, I’m here for the ultimate Traitor reveal. If I’m being honest, my money’s on someone completely unexpected winning this thing. Can’t wait to see how it plays out.
Needed to make sure Hunter saw this - https://x.com/clubchalamet/status/1897874818340446269?s=46&t=ufBCAhgWneFpkUx1RG5D1w