Mancunian ~ I love it.. I looked it up.. great call. I almost called her a honey bunny but then when I saw the bunny emoji I noticed it had buck teeth & did not want to cast aspersions on her Mancunian head.
She is so dear.
I loved her in Sex education (there she’s ?Amy?? 😘😘
one day i need to tell the story about sneaking into a random boy's apartment in nolita bc my friend that summer (we were friends for ONLY that summer) was a white Missouri girl who didn't PLAY bout her alex and ani 💀
1 Greg-Gary dies in an inelegant, monkey-enabled way while trying to kill Belinda
2 Tim turns on his phone only to find the whole legal issue has blown over due to a loophole or knowing a guy…but not before he makes himself a smoothie and has a slapstick vomit scene all over his expensive family
3 Piper goes back to the states with her family
4 Saxon has a mini revelation but by the end of the episode has completely buried it and is seen hitting on girls at the airport
5 Lochy eschews his parents and accepts admission at St John’s
6 The 3 gal pals, reunited, hear of Laurie’s sex fraud experience + jewel thievery and confront Valentin, at which point the two Russian friends burst onto the scene brandishing guns. The gals evade death but in the haze of relief they spill their true lives to each other: husbands who hate them—insecurities, depression—and leave Thailand newly close
7 Gaitok of course saves the day and protects the ladies and the hotel from the Russians in a gun fight
8 Mook sees it and falls for him but Gaitok decides to become a monk and turn his back on her
9 Sritala and husband return to the White Lotus; husband tells a newly free Rick that he’s his father but never knew it. He then has a sudden heart attack and dies. Chelsea and Rick get married on the beach.
10…but we see Chelsea eyeing a tragic looking LBH at the airport, already bored with an actualized man
oooh would love #6 but only if it ended on like them bickering over what type of car to take back to the airport, like their dynamic can only change so much
I just have to say that this was so satisfying to read that now there is no way the finale of this lackluster season can live up to it. I want it all just as you described!!
If I don’t find out what happened at the baby shower between Victoria and Kate I’ll haunt Mike white for the rest of his earthly life.
Ultimately, the people who deserve to suffer never do. The ratliffs will go home and somehow be fine, the three women will return to their different yet distinctly miserable lives, Gary/greg will find another resort.
The death is usually someone being hoisted by their own pitard — I’m thinking Sam Rockwell off the wagon somehow knocks out goggins by mistake, or gaitok tries to be tough and offs mook.
Mook being the body would have the fan girls off their rockers
needed more victoria-frenemies scenes tbh. needed victoria hating actresses in front of the friends who agree but defend Michelle Monaghan bc you can't just talk about my girl like that.. she served her time as Boston Wife (patriots day, gone baby gone)
I have also been stuck on the Victoria / Kate moment. Maybe the theory that Kate will get a text from that mutual about the dad’s legal situation will happen tonight, still time
This is what I took from this post too 😂. Because even if you are family or my partner, if you don’t have Pre-Check….may the odds be in your favor. I will see you on the other side.
☠️☠️ I would honestly be at the lounge sipping a beverage while they struggle with the masses. Pre-check and global entry are the only forms of government tracking/ mass surveillance that I approve. Because what do you mean I have to take my shoes off? As Victoria Ratliff says: “I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life.”
> The least important part of any White Lotus season is the whodunit.
I could do without it *entirely*. So much funny/bizarre dialogue, so many sharp insights, and people waste time on dumb theories like "The monkeys get their hands on machine guns."
100p agree, though i would be interested in a season where we're trying to watch someone get away with it. big motivator in s1 w armond that's not working as well w timothy this season
Yeah. Armond could run around scheming (best part of S1) but Tim can't do anything about an SEC/FBI investigation halfway around the world with just a cell phone!
I feel like Victoria will find out about what Timothy has done and snaps. The three friends are no longer friends when they leave. I'm curious about Belinda and Greg/Gary because something needs to be resolved. Maybe Greg/Gary offers Timothy a way out. The Ratliff kids are going to implode somehow. I do fear for Chelsea, and one thought I had was that maybe Saxon tries to save her and ends up getting killed. It is truly anyone's guess!
i like victoria snapping — she is the strongest character this year for sure — but it does feel a bit similar to the s2 ending. then again mike white does love a womans rage!!
It's actually kinda crazy to me that they went through the effort to get one of the most famous women in the world on this show and then gave her a completely cast-off, one-dimensional character with no arc. So I'm hoping we find out Mook's actually in cahoots with the Russian dudes vs the three white ladies bc I'm over this Lisa as Bambi vibe.
I think “bad things happen in threes” and Chelsea’s two brushes with death = she at least gets caught in some shit tonight. Pretty depressing if she dies though after her monologue about representing hope itself 🥲😅
I do feel like that awkward conversation between Leslie Bibb and Parker Posey at the start of the season has to pay off in some way during the finale because otherwise what was the point of it? It’s not like it really added anything in the way of character development for either of them that we didn’t get elsewhere in the season.
russian guys try to rob the girls again but our man gaitok tries to stop them chasing them through the hotel and he shoots one of them but misses and hits chloe at the pool
I just want Chelsea to come out on top tbh, Aimee Lou Wood deserves the world
She is the one that has me on my LAST nerve today.. so worried about our our Chelsea
I will have a crash out for the ages if there’s a HAIR messed with on her Mancunian head!!
Protect Chelsea at all costs!!
Sorry to be pedantic but saying someone is on your last nerve means you've had enough of them, had it up to here with them.
Haha so true.. I’m saying I am on my OWN last nerve w the situation.. but it’s def sloppy grammar.. & could def get on someone’s last nerve 😂😂
Mancunian ~ I love it.. I looked it up.. great call. I almost called her a honey bunny but then when I saw the bunny emoji I noticed it had buck teeth & did not want to cast aspersions on her Mancunian head.
She is so dear.
I loved her in Sex education (there she’s ?Amy?? 😘😘
yes! she was Aimee and i loved her there too :)
I’m sloooooow watching the current season because I love those characters so much
NOT THE KENDRA SCOTT EARRINGS
one day i need to tell the story about sneaking into a random boy's apartment in nolita bc my friend that summer (we were friends for ONLY that summer) was a white Missouri girl who didn't PLAY bout her alex and ani 💀
My pitch-not-prediction
1 Greg-Gary dies in an inelegant, monkey-enabled way while trying to kill Belinda
2 Tim turns on his phone only to find the whole legal issue has blown over due to a loophole or knowing a guy…but not before he makes himself a smoothie and has a slapstick vomit scene all over his expensive family
3 Piper goes back to the states with her family
4 Saxon has a mini revelation but by the end of the episode has completely buried it and is seen hitting on girls at the airport
5 Lochy eschews his parents and accepts admission at St John’s
6 The 3 gal pals, reunited, hear of Laurie’s sex fraud experience + jewel thievery and confront Valentin, at which point the two Russian friends burst onto the scene brandishing guns. The gals evade death but in the haze of relief they spill their true lives to each other: husbands who hate them—insecurities, depression—and leave Thailand newly close
7 Gaitok of course saves the day and protects the ladies and the hotel from the Russians in a gun fight
8 Mook sees it and falls for him but Gaitok decides to become a monk and turn his back on her
9 Sritala and husband return to the White Lotus; husband tells a newly free Rick that he’s his father but never knew it. He then has a sudden heart attack and dies. Chelsea and Rick get married on the beach.
10…but we see Chelsea eyeing a tragic looking LBH at the airport, already bored with an actualized man
oooh would love #6 but only if it ended on like them bickering over what type of car to take back to the airport, like their dynamic can only change so much
Love that I think we just wrote a perfect episode alert Mike White
11 Belinda and Zion make plans for Pornchai to visit Hawaii
12 Chloe is stranded looking for another LBH (she gets none of Greg-Gary’s money)
13 Fabian is annoyed by all the murder hubbub because it means no one is complimenting his performance from last night
13 for sure ... singer songwriter tea
I just have to say that this was so satisfying to read that now there is no way the finale of this lackluster season can live up to it. I want it all just as you described!!
If I don’t find out what happened at the baby shower between Victoria and Kate I’ll haunt Mike white for the rest of his earthly life.
Ultimately, the people who deserve to suffer never do. The ratliffs will go home and somehow be fine, the three women will return to their different yet distinctly miserable lives, Gary/greg will find another resort.
The death is usually someone being hoisted by their own pitard — I’m thinking Sam Rockwell off the wagon somehow knocks out goggins by mistake, or gaitok tries to be tough and offs mook.
Mook being the body would have the fan girls off their rockers
needed more victoria-frenemies scenes tbh. needed victoria hating actresses in front of the friends who agree but defend Michelle Monaghan bc you can't just talk about my girl like that.. she served her time as Boston Wife (patriots day, gone baby gone)
I have also been stuck on the Victoria / Kate moment. Maybe the theory that Kate will get a text from that mutual about the dad’s legal situation will happen tonight, still time
I’m kind of obsessed with the Ratliffs, I need them to be ok lmao
…Peyton doesn’t have pre-check?
yet goes to LA every other week...!
This is what I took from this post too 😂. Because even if you are family or my partner, if you don’t have Pre-Check….may the odds be in your favor. I will see you on the other side.
her hiding that detail from me until we got to the AIRPORT .. no i screamed lmao
☠️☠️ I would honestly be at the lounge sipping a beverage while they struggle with the masses. Pre-check and global entry are the only forms of government tracking/ mass surveillance that I approve. Because what do you mean I have to take my shoes off? As Victoria Ratliff says: “I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life.”
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want more brother action … I’m sorry for saying what we’re all thinking
jfkdl;fjkdlkfdla
> The least important part of any White Lotus season is the whodunit.
I could do without it *entirely*. So much funny/bizarre dialogue, so many sharp insights, and people waste time on dumb theories like "The monkeys get their hands on machine guns."
100p agree, though i would be interested in a season where we're trying to watch someone get away with it. big motivator in s1 w armond that's not working as well w timothy this season
Yeah. Armond could run around scheming (best part of S1) but Tim can't do anything about an SEC/FBI investigation halfway around the world with just a cell phone!
I feel like Victoria will find out about what Timothy has done and snaps. The three friends are no longer friends when they leave. I'm curious about Belinda and Greg/Gary because something needs to be resolved. Maybe Greg/Gary offers Timothy a way out. The Ratliff kids are going to implode somehow. I do fear for Chelsea, and one thought I had was that maybe Saxon tries to save her and ends up getting killed. It is truly anyone's guess!
i like victoria snapping — she is the strongest character this year for sure — but it does feel a bit similar to the s2 ending. then again mike white does love a womans rage!!
I’ve been wondering same thing about greg/timothy..
It's actually kinda crazy to me that they went through the effort to get one of the most famous women in the world on this show and then gave her a completely cast-off, one-dimensional character with no arc. So I'm hoping we find out Mook's actually in cahoots with the Russian dudes vs the three white ladies bc I'm over this Lisa as Bambi vibe.
In retaliation to Rick tipping a chair last weekend, I want Sritala and her husband to come back to the white lotus and let that choppa sing. Sorry!
“Let that choppa sing” 😭
I think “bad things happen in threes” and Chelsea’s two brushes with death = she at least gets caught in some shit tonight. Pretty depressing if she dies though after her monologue about representing hope itself 🥲😅
A tsunami happens. Everyone dies
tsunay-may*
Ooooooooooooo
I do feel like that awkward conversation between Leslie Bibb and Parker Posey at the start of the season has to pay off in some way during the finale because otherwise what was the point of it? It’s not like it really added anything in the way of character development for either of them that we didn’t get elsewhere in the season.
Gaitok will be involved and so will the Russians which will bring the three ladies into the mix! Ratliffs all go home and Rick dies?!
Hunter I can barely stand to even think about it; that’s how anxious it makes me feel
russian guys try to rob the girls again but our man gaitok tries to stop them chasing them through the hotel and he shoots one of them but misses and hits chloe at the pool