what i watched

Cried Three Times During Freakier Friday

And other August 2024 watches: Weapons, Caught Stealing, and more.

Sep 2 •

I Love A Man With A Job (Steven Soderbergh Edition)

Black Bag, Sorry, Baby, and more February/March 2025 watches

Apr 8 •

Luca Guadagnino Wouldn’t Play Bout Him

December 2024, January 2025, and what I watched.

Jan 30 •

What I Watched in November, If You Even Care

Screening of one of my favorite movies ever, revisiting Unreal’s first season, Wicked, and more.

Dec 9, 2024 •

The Movie That Made Me Second Guess My Decade-Long Crush on Andrew Garfield, And Other October Watches

A very good German thriller, Anora, and more.

Nov 4, 2024 •

“Moo Deng is what came out of Fiona the hippo when she took The Substance” and Other September 2024 Watches

Movies, theater, and a lot of RHONY.

Oct 5, 2024 •

Tom Hardy and Jodie Comer Fighting Over Austin Butler

And other June 2024 watches

Jul 3, 2024 •

Casino, Challengers, And More: May 2024 And What I Watched

And not one or two seasons of RHONY but four and a half seasons of RHONY.

Jun 4, 2024 •

Nicole Kidman’s Dead Husband is Reincarnated and Nicole Kidman Pees on Zac Efron To Save His Life

And other April 2024 watches.

May 5, 2024 •

Annette Bening Deserves Better, Tyler Perry Deserves Nothing, and Other March 2024 Watches

Or: March 2024 and What I Watched

Apr 8, 2024 •

February 2024 and What I Watched

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Feb 29, 2024 •

It’s the 349th Day of January

(Or: January 2024 and what I watched.)

Feb 1, 2024 •

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